Nacho Average Dad T-Shirt

Nacho Average Dad takes playful humour and turns it into a wearable statement. Set against a bold pink cotton base, the cactus graphic steals the show—decked out in a sombrero and shades, paired with cracked white lettering that nails the pun. It’s dad humour with a wink, equal parts novelty and ironic cool, making it just as fun for non-dads as it is for proud ones.

Made by Port & Company from 100% ringspun cotton, the shirt has a soft, lived-in feel and a relaxed XL cut that’s easy to wear. The light distressing in the print adds secondhand character, giving it the charm that only pre-worn pieces deliver. It’s a tee that doesn’t take itself too seriously—and that’s exactly the point. Comfortable, playful, and far from average.